No, you're having a mental breakdown, shut up.
The entirety of the film War Horse is remade shot for shot but with another horse, in War Horse 2: More Horse
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War Horse struggles to adapt to civilian life and ends up becoming a soldier for hire, in War Horse 3: Your Horse
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In War Horse 4: You’re Hoarse, War Horse loses his voice for a bit.
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War Horse can’t stop falling over, in War Horse 5: Floor Horse
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War Horse runs amok in John Lewis, in War Horse 6: Store Horse
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War Horse 7: Whore Horse is too unpleasant to talk about.
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War Horse moves in with a family of Geordies, in the delightful War Horse 8: Oor Horse
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I’ve got a miniature horse! I’ve got a miniature horse! Where shall I hide it? In the Drawer Horse
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He’s the most feared QC in the country, galloping his way towards justice, in War Horse 10: Law Horse
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I am already regretting my commitment to the premise of this piece, it has become an utter Chore Horse
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Can a horse get sleep apnoea? Find out this summer, in War Horse 12: Snore Horse
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This is one stag party they’ll never forget: War Horse 13: Lads On Tour Horse
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War Horse gets suspended in a rack and can only escape if three other War Horses end up adjacent to, above or below him, in Connect Four Horse
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Our horse it has a crowd;
There's always something happening; And it's usually quite loud;
Our mum she's so horse-proud;
Nothing ever slows her down and a mess is not allowed:
War Horse, In The Middle Of Our Street, War Horse, In The Middle Of Our
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